6 yro has proposed that this weekend we all attempt a ‘last to leave the bed’ challenge & honestly *wipes tears* these are the joyful moments the parenting books just don’t prepare you for. I’m going to pack myself a little esky of snacks & nap my way to the championships
Listening to my husband practice gentle parenting phrases from the other room, and my heart is so full.
Parents be like “IF YOU DONT HAVE KIDS DONT SPEAK ON PARENTING” damn bitch all I said was to put his seatbelt on
Half of parenting is breaking down larger Amazon boxes fast enough that no one wants to play a game in them, leaving you with a huge box you have to keep in the middle of the living room for 8 weeks because they played with it once